Welcome to the Swype House,

where the secrets are bigger than the…

 

The rules are simple:

Fake it for the cameras.

Do it for the views.

Don’t kill each other. 

 

It felt like an easy yes when I was invited to change my bio from, “Kaia Blakely, college student,” to “Kaia Blakely, newest influencer at the Swype House.”

 

Then I met Declan Royce. His profile highlights his looks and his humor, but it ought to read, “Owner of an ego so large, it was given its own zip code.”

 

Suddenly, not killing each other feels like an impossible task.

 

So yes, it was death threats we were whispering in the background of that viral video, not sweet nothings. So no, there’s zero reason to keep the #Kailan hashtag trending.

 

Except that it’s our job. So it looks like we’re adding another rule to the list:

 

Don’t let anyone find out the truth.